What planet do cats come from?
the last one
ONE MORE DAY ! this will literally be my face tomorrow. Hope you like the drawing!
steam-powered-giraffe-time asked: Dude can you teach me how to be so cool and awesome like you?
BEING COOL IS EASY. You just have to complete these simple tasks.
First, collect a few brown rocks for me (139,377 brown rocks to be precise)
Then, defeat Ug-Thak, Lord of Skags.
Then, pilfer the lost staff of Mount Schuler.
THEN you shall bring me the head of the Destroyer of Worlds.
And THEN YOU SHALL DANCE FOR MY ENJOYMENT! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA—
I feel like I’m slowly becoming an adult because not only do I now own my own laptop, I just got this at Cosco today…
- Recite a poem.
- Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
- Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
- Do a tongue-twister.
- Say something in a different language.
- Share an anecdote.
- Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
- Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
- Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
- Tell a joke.
- What did you have to eat today?
- Talk about something that really scares you.
- Talk about something that makes you happy.
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
- What turns you on?
- What turns you off?
- What sound or noise do you love?
- What sound or noise do you hate?
- What is your favorite curse word?
- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- What profession would you not like to do?
- If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
- If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.
Me when I fight enemies in video games.
I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever. And I’m not sure which cat I am.
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